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Helen Mirren: Isn't it sad that Kurt Cobain never used satnav
the "always say" is sending me
This just in: Helen Mirren really does always say that she's sad Kurt Cobain missed out on various technology.
Helen Mirren's silence on Kurt Cobain missing out on chatGPT is deafening. A damning indictment of the cultural relevance of generative AI.
idk I think I'm feeling some kind of vicarious gender dysphoria because every time I see he/him pronouns applied to Cobain it feels like the sound of nails down a chalkboard because idk if she'd have liked google maps but I feel like she'd have *loved* estradiol
Helen Mirren unboxing a new pair of airpods: gosh these are marvellous. It's a tragedy Kurt Cobain never got to use them.
@stavvers I for one find it unfortunate that he never got to experience the wonders of duplex laserjet printing.

@gwylanarchaidd @stavvers did he ever get to press the button that made the thing in the window go along the rails in the museum

or was its absence the true lament behind his work

@stavvers Princess Di never had a Fitbit, Helen. You never mention this. Why are you snubbing her? Why do you hate the people's princess, Helen? What have they told you? What do you know? Helen? Hello? Are you still there? Helen?
@stavvers GPS stands for Gender Preference System
@stavvers Was there some kind of "sliding doors" moment for Helen, where should have instead been front man for a grunge band and she missed out?