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Ohio isn’t real.
That’s what the LGBT Agenda wants you to think.
Is Ohio the American Bielefeld?
Ohio is a magical land. It can be whatever you don’t want it to be.
  • Do you know anybody from “Ohio”?
  • Have you ever been to “Ohio”?
  • Do you know anybody who has ever been to “Ohio”?
  • I barely know anybody from the States, so no to all three.

    Fascinating, I never thought about it that way

    I know that Captain Underpants was born in Piqua, Ohio!

    -# please go watch the DOG MAN movie, I don’t want another great movie to bomb just like the Captain Underpants one did.

    Does this mean I can specialize in critical gender theory? Wait until the conservatives hear about this one.
    What happens at the gender triple point?

    The gender triple point, aka gender superposition, is where a gender can be calculated and estimated, but not observed. Attempting to observe the gender changes it to a different state.

    In layman’s terms, this is also called “mind your own fucking business, your obsession with my genitals is fucking weird and creepy.”

    Damn I love science
    Fartographer for president!

    Someone take @[email protected]’s car keys, they’re obviously drunk

    @[email protected], please hand out the “TheFartographer has bad Ideas” pamphlets

    Absolutely fucking not. I’m way more drunk than bigFab. I’m already handing out pamphlets that say “Vote TheFartographer for a fart in every pot and gas in every ass”. I don’t know what it means either, but I definitely voted for you.
    Shit, I voted for you! I’ve handed out pamphlets that say “TexasDrunk: stealing daddies since 1997 and playing triangle in a punk folk cover band tomorrow.” I’ve offered to fart in a lot of pots and it’s been pretty unpopular so far…

    It’s only unpopular because you’re doing it to get them to vote for me. They all know I’m no good.

    On an unrelated note, what are you doing up so late? I’m only up because I’m about to head to SA. My buddy has an extra Saturday ticket to Space Con and I’m going to drunkenly and shamelessly flirt with Kate Mulgrew since I don’t think Eugene Cordero or George Takei will be there.

    HOLY SHIT, FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER CARED ABOUT!

    I wanted to go to Space Con and decided that it was simply too expensive, especially just a couple of weeks after going to see Rocky Horror Picture Show live. I hope it’s amazing and that the entire guest list actually shows up. A few years ago, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Rick Moranis showed up for their first cons and everyone assumed that Alamo City Comic Con was just pulling our leg, so I wouldn’t totally discount your favorite celebrities being there.

    And I’m up late cuz it’s the weekend and I gotta find some way to fuck myself over. Might as well be fucking up my sleep cycle.

    The Freeman Coliseum isn’t way too far from me, so DM me if you wanna meet up and mutually murder each other or say hi or something.

    Frakes was supposed to be here but he has family stuff or something going on. I’m excited about LeVar Burton but I’m afraid I’m going to sit on the floor crying and singing the Reading Rainbow song.

    I saw Frakes at ACCC a few years ago, that was pretty cool to attend his talk. Billy Zane was my favorite, though. As for LeVar, dude seems so cool, he’d probably sit and sing with you.

    Worst experience I’ve had at a con: excitedly meeting Jaimie Kennedy (I was literally the only person to walk his queue) and finding out that he’s a mega-asshole. Also smells like an asshole. I threw away his autograph in front of him and told him that he lost his only fan at the entire con.

    I’ve never had a bad con experience, luckily enough. I love Billy Zane, but I’m afraid if I ever meet him I’ll just ramble about Winter Dragon.

    Now I have things to do. I’ll catch you either later this evening or tomorrow.

    Hey, I’m sorry I missed you while I was in town. I love your face anyway and now I’m out here in H-town making bad decisions.
    No worries. I’ve never been more proud of you
    You’ve never been proud of me at all!
    Couldn’t beer further from the truth. Son, I am not disappoint
    Man, I love when I find gold like this in the comments section!

    Transcendence of gender as a concept entirely

    I am I, gender is a social construct I no longer need. My gender can be perceived in infinite variations depending upon the observer.

    That’s where you find the bisexual she/theys in hetero relationships.
    All 3 states exist at the same time, rapidly alternating between them.
    What about the gender triple point?

    There is no gender triple point because there are only two genders /s

    Just kidding, ther obviously is a gender triple point, I just didn’t want to admit that my knowledge is too limited to know anything about it.

    Solid = conforming

    Gas = non-conforming

    Fluid = either depending on the person at the moment

    Super critical = ignores gender as a concept entirely in their self-definition

    Don’t fluids conform to the shape of their container? In a sense they would all be conforming.
    I can’t say I have ever considered myselfgender fluid due to my gender perfectly fitting the shape of its container (ie me)
    Where is gender plasma?
    or gender bose-einstein condensate?
    Gender chain-melted state? Gender superglass? Gender string-net liquid?
    Hmm. I recommend you don't Google that on Bing.
    I Binged it on DuckDuckGo and got really interesting results about gender differences in blood plasma.

    Gender gas. I’m gender gas. Final answer, Regis.

    Regis? Someone call a doctor!

    Look, all I want to know is at which pressure/temperature I turn into a dragon. And how risky is this, considering spontaneous unicornization?
    gases are fluids tho…
    Well, not really, gases just flow like fluids
    That’s what makes them fluids
    I feel like I’m missing a joke because of the downvotes on this comment. Or is the joke science illiteracy?
    gender liquid sounds a lot more suggestive

    What?

    No gender plasma?

    No gender bose-einstein condensate? Metallic gender?!
    you missed a critical race theory joke in there somewhere
    Can confirm, am gender sublimating
    How’d you find a way around the gender triple point?
    You make a good gender critical point.
    Hey guys. In high school I graduated with fantastic grades in physics. I have a BSc in Chemical Engineering. Can somebody explain supercritical fluids to me please