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Helen Mirren: Isn't it sad that Kurt Cobain never used satnav

@stavvers it's going to turn out that Kobain was secretly her longtime pen-pal, and they shared a deep love for consumer technology.

The letters (lovingly preserved by Mirren) will be found by her executor and auctioned off to a reclusive Australian billionaire.

The story will be sold to Netflix, who will make it into a mini-series that inexplicably will have 3 seasons.

@tob @stavvers But first they’ll be thoughtfully read at Letters Live by Benedict Cumberbatch