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Church of Jeff Oct 24, 2024

An Atheist dies and goes to Hell. He is greeted by Satan and is shown around. The weather is nice, the dirt is fertile, and Satan gives him a nice house that is nicely furnished. He has all the food he could eat and he is free to roam around and enjoy eternity. Satan leaves, telling him he will check on him in a few weeks.
The Atheist is enjoying his eternity and has been hiking and exploring when he comes to a high wall. He looks over the wall...

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Church of Jeff Oct 24, 2024

The Atheist looks over the wall and sees people burning if fiery pits, screaming in agony, with demons torturing them.
The Atheist is extremely unsettled by what he has seen and hurries back to his house.
Satan comes to visit the Atheist as promised to see how he is adjusting to his eternity.
The disturbed Atheist confronts Satan, "There are people burning in pits being tortured while I live in this nice house and have a comfortable eternity. Why are they being punished when I am free?"
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Satan says, "Oh those guys? Those are the Christians and that's how they want it."

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