I don't know why I'm not more successful at dating I mean I've got a box of LEGO at my desk at work and everything
I mean LOOK AT THIS DOPE ASS PIRATE SHIP
@drskyskull This requires further debugging. This vessel is objectively sexy. Your desk should be swarmed with all manner of hopefuls trying to snag your attention away from the stud blocks. Perhaps open port 22 on the firewall?
@drskyskull Yarrr, me hearties! I am searching for a lass to sail the seven seas with! There is nothing mini on this fig!
@drskyskull I see no problems with this

@drskyskull Perhaps you should widen your reach beyond nice women who accept your quirks to women who are into LEGO kink.

What could it hurt, assuming you don't step on a LEGO in the dark at the wrong time.