Me: “my kids are probably ready to watch Star Wars now”
First five minutes of Star Wars: giant half-robot crushes man’s windpipe and throws him at wall
Me: “this is for children”
@tamewhale I recall that it was 13+ when released. I was so frustrated about missing out (parents were uninterested) until a much older cousin & his wife came to visit and took me to it.
@tamewhale @flyingsaceur Mine was fine, even non-plussed through IV, but totally freaked out by Yoda in V. Never got further than that.
@tamewhale Burned bodies, dismemberment, and robot abuse, all in the first 40 minutes