Dear companies sending me #CreditCard offers: miss me with that #AnnualFee nonsense. Why TF would I pay YOU every year for the privilege of owing you money?
@Soozcat (More like "You're paying us money unless you charge more than $YZ,0000. And even if you do, we still win because we get to charge the retailer $ABCD for money we'll get back no matter what. Money which gets tacked on to what you pay, because they're obeying the same compulsion to maximize every drop of profit.")
All hail the United Empire of Profit, where the biggest leech with the sharpest teeth (and which sucks the hardest) wins.