It has been zero days since #iptables solved a problem I shouldn't have to solve. Specifically the #NETMAP target.
iptables -t mangle -A PREROUTING -s 192.0.2.0/24 -d 198.51.100.0/24 -i eth1 -j MARK --set-xmark 0xdeadbeef/0xffffffff
iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -s 192.0.2.0/24 -d 198.51.100.0/24 -i eth1 -m mark --mark 0xdeadbeef -j NETMAP --to 192.0.2.0/24
iptables -t nat -A POSTROUTING -s 192.0.2.0/24 -d 192.0.2.0/24 -o eth1 -m mark --mark 0xdeadbeef -j NETMAP --to 198.51.100.0/24