Mastodawn

It's time to push to prod now
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the muppets
Who wrote this code tonight

@daedalus OMG! That is hilarious. Thank you.

Why did we make computers
I guess we’ll never know
It’s like a kind of torture
Rust Java C or Go

Why do we always release
On late friday nights?
It's like we want our users
To have failures tonight.

@daedalus yayy\yy/aayy\aa//aay 🐸

@daedalus
It’s time to get things started
on the most unusable
inaccessible
non-responsival
irresponsible
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL THE MUPPET SHOWWWW