garryone of the great things about mastodon is you can't really get ratioed because the numbers don't load properly
"this post will do numbers" no it literally can't by design
dan 💾@repeattofade I'll bet you do the numbers on your local server!!
@billgoats a captive audience 😌
@repeattofade The best kind 🥰
@billgoats you can't spell captivated without captive
@repeattofade Did you know!!! the -pti- in captivated comes from the same root as the pte- in pterodactyl and it means to fly!!
@billgoats just like me
Jamie@repeattofade @billgoats did you know that the GA in Garry comes from the root of GAY and means 'to faggot'??
@billgoats @repeattofade rork raggots raggy?
@ieatfog @repeattofade The *real* scoobie snacks!
@ieatfog @billgoats not you dropping the f bomb on mastodon dot social again. i'm so close to reporting you
@ieatfog @repeattofade This is much more like tootr behaviour.
@billgoats @ieatfog so wants to move server so bad
@repeattofade @ieatfog You guys will basically be married then 👰🏻♂️🫶👰🏻♂️
@billgoats @repeattofade We've been basically married since the first time he had my semen inside of him. I don't make the rules.
@billgoats @repeattofade why anyone would accept a drink from me is a mystery