dad: what is it you do again?

me: i built a ton of features into firefox

dad: okay i guess

me: and now i secure systems with an almost incalculable amount of data

dad: ???

me: also today i got quoted by consumer reports

dad: *EYES BUG OUT OF HEAD*

https://www.consumerreports.org/electronics/digital-security/tips-for-better-passwords-a3656305306/

Tips for Stronger Passwords

Consumer Reports tells you how to create strong, unique passwords. Research shows that many people reuse the same, often weak passwords—even after they're exposed in data breaches.

Consumer Reports
@april there's only one step remaining to get to the top:
Get quoted by the Better Business Bureau.