I’m pretty sure the donut’s anatomy wouldn’t have a neck equivalent there, so all this guy really did was turn himself into a sugary tire swing.

Maybe it’s like the donut version of those envelopment swings kids get in OT/PT

No this can still work, hear me out. He just has to call the cops first.

When they show up, they will instinctively assume its one of those “donut on a string” eating contest and gobble em up.