i just read the absolutely saddest twelve-word short story

“The Church of Scientology has reportedly purchased the Jim Henson Studios Lot”

Jim Henson Company Lot On La Brea Not Being Sold To Scientology, Owners Say; “Not In Any Business Dealings With The Church,” Family Declares

The family of the Muppets kingpin say their famed lot on Le Brea is not being purchased by the David Miscavige Led Church

Deadline
@cabel in any case, still worth rushing to get VIP your tickets to see a tour there before Puppet Up. https://www.puppetup.com/
Puppet Up! - Uncensored - Puppet Up! - Uncensored is a night of outrageous, off-the-cuff comedy... ...featuring 80 of t

Come see the live show that inspired the irreverently hilarious major motion picture, “The Happytime Murders” in theaters this Summer!!! "Puppet Up! - Uncensored" is a night of outrageous, off-the-cuff comedy, featuring 80 original puppets brought to life by a cast of world-class comedian

Puppet Up! - Uncensored - Puppet Up! - Uncensored is a night of outrageous, off-the-cuff comedy... ...featuring 80 of t
@cabel don’t scare me like that, man!
@Drwave i’m very sorry!!! also traumatized over here
@cabel I forwarded your last post to my daughter who was not happy. Hopefully this will help