Cookie [Oathwriter] - sh.itjust.works

Sorry, soft cookie lovers, I’ll never understand you. You need to maximize that maillard reaction.
I’ll never understand you burnt dust lovers. I want my teeth to sink into a delicious warm and gooey inside that showcases all the juicy oil and milk inside.

I want…juicy oil and milk

Your honor, I yield my rebuttal time and rest my case!

The cookie monster before they made him friendly enough for a children’s TV show.
He deserves it for soyfacing a cookie.