shh, don't tell anyone, but I'm posting this from a Raspberry Pi
@scruss I think you've forgotten #Rule1 of keeping something secret :)

Benjamin Franklin in Poor Richard's Almanack: "Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead."

Also Nurse, in Romeo and Juliet, repeating a common saying: "'Two may keep counsel, putting one away"

@cymplecy @scruss

@cymplecy @scruss I thought rule 1 was kill anyone who knows the secret
@ukscone @scruss wrong as usual :)
@cymplecy @scruss it's definitely in the 1st 3 rules of keeping a secret though