We do not want smart tools, we want dumb tools.

Fuck intelligence.

You're an Internet Service Provider ? You're a DUMB PIPE. That's what you should be, that and nothing else. Shut up.

You're a web search engine ? You serve mechanically sorted pages according to their relevance AND NOTHING MORE. Shut up.

(it made you incredibly rich, shut the FUCK up)

You sell printers ? They should print. If there's black ink they should let us print in b&w.

Shut up and also die in a fire you miserable twat.

You're a microblogging website ? You're there to serve me what people I follow write, in some form of chronological order. That and nothing else.

Shut up.

You sell telephones ? You sell HARDWARE. Nobody cares about your dump applications. Go away. Shut up.
@typhon as-tu vu ce post ?

@grillaum Non mais ce genre de plainte est récurrent depuis un moment.

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@typhon
and these dumb tools had the intelligence to adapt to their user in a very much kinder and smarter way