I had this year's #COVID jab yesterday and woke up only to find one of my nipples had fallen off.

#getJabbed

@Geri That was the "witch nipple" right? The one in the middle of your chest?

The vaccine KNEW, Geri! It KNEW! 😂❤️

@jgobble

More bitch than witch. Xxx

@Geri Down to an even eight, then?
@WhiteCatTamer yes, only 4 bras for me from now on. Yippee!
@Geri Oh dear, a trip to the second-nipple shop.
@linuxgnome I think you can get them on eBay?
@Geri They haven't always been PAT there.
@Geri Portable Appliance Tested.

@linuxgnome my nipples aren't electric, although if you twiddle them correctly, you can pick up Radio Luxembourg on them.

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@Geri You can have a private operation. There might be a tingling sensation afterwards.
@Geri This needs fact-checking. Show us the proof ! 😜 😂
@wanwizard I can't show you what is not there, silly xx