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Oct 11, 2024 at 3:41amWeb
Show threadRailmapsOct 11, 2024

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Ah but, which animals were drop punted and which were torpedo punted? And was Darwin a right or left footer. Those two crucial data points will tell us which animals are left threaded and which are right threaded.

Show threadWilliam WagnerOct 11, 2024
@lowqualityfacts He stopped that shit after trying to punt a 900 lb Galapagos tortoise and breaking his foot.
Show threadnytpu the wyvernOct 11, 2024
@lowqualityfacts Most of what we know about those species is actually educated guesswork based off of that journal
Show threadTheZorseOct 11, 2024

@lowqualityfacts

Science never ceases to fascinate me.

Show threadNoel KellyOct 11, 2024

@lowqualityfacts

It was called 'On the Destination of Species'.

Show threadGnorzapsOct 11, 2024
@gnoll110 @lowqualityfacts well played
Show thread@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNoteOct 11, 2024
@lowqualityfacts Naturally football shaped, armadillos, with a built in rudder were rock stars as far as Darwin was concerned. Pity he didn’t live long enough to see them become actual rock stars, when they invented the acid polka craze. (Props to Postie for the nomenclature) #Music #Nature #Art #LOL
Show threadWill (old/moving to beige)Oct 11, 2024
@lowqualityfacts for this he was misleadingly known as Chuck Darwin.
Show threadAlexander KnochelOct 11, 2024
@lowqualityfacts The actual truth is, he cooked them all and reported on their ease of catch, taste and consistency
Show threadDoug Baker - Elbows Up! 🇨🇦Nov 22, 2024
@lowqualityfacts Did he ever try it with politicians?
Show threadLord Tom Klopf of CZ Nov 22, 2024
@lowqualityfacts he was such a douchebag
Show threadMr. Big John Nov 22, 2024
@thomas_klopf @lowqualityfacts his only regret was that the dodo was already extinct.
Show threadSlashlineNov 22, 2024
@lowqualityfacts
Yorkies are awesome flyers.
Show threadCoyoty on the HillNov 22, 2024
@lowqualityfacts The natives studied where all the animals were incoming from, and published a report called "The Origin of Species: By Charles Darwin".