I think Thomas Edison said something like "there's no such thing as an unsuccessful experiment; your experiment successfully found a thing that didn't work"

https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2024/10/officers-seize-bag-with-definitely-not-a-bag-full-of-drugs-printed-on-it-and-it-was-full-of-drugs-police-bureau-says.html

Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police

Mia Rochelle Baggenstos, 37, and Reginald Lamont Reynolds, 35, were arrested for delivery of methamphetamine, unlawful possession of methamphetamine, unauthorized use of a vehicle and possession of a stolen vehicle.

oregonlive
@mcc weird seeing the affiliate link disclaimer in this story
@mcc best part is "Mia Baggenstos" is Swiss/Italian for "my bag pusher"
@mcc My “Definitely not a bag full of drugs” bag has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my bag.
@mcc See, this sets a bad precedent. Now people might start assuming I don't have normal human items in my normal human items tote https://topatoco.com/products/wigu-normal-tote
Normal Human Items Tote

@mcc It's not failing if you fail fast.
@mcc I dunno, it looks to me like it's now accurately labelled.

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This typically leaves room for people to perform more experiments, though.

Somehow, I don't think that's the case here.

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It's a theme. Read about a fentanyl bust in California just a few days ago in which a drug dog found the drugs during a traffic stop. They'd put the fentanyl in a cooler inside a hunk of meat. Yeah, drug dog=any damned dog.