The Picard ManeuverHealthy sleep habits
ChocoboRocketMaybe it’s the coffin I’m missing for my sleeping conditions!
I knew a guy who slept in a coffin. Apparently women were really into that. I mean he was a good looking guy, so he didn’t have any trouble with women in general, but apparently the coffin is what really got the ladies going.
CaptainBlagbirdMy first car was a hearse, so I bought a coffin too, it’s great for metal festivals 🤘🏻
That being said, sex in a coffin isn’t so practical…
I was just about to ask how the hell you get the good angles, short of closing it and bending them over the top like a grieving widow in a cheezy cop flick (well +sex). I mean it’s possible they’re more spacious inside than I’m imagining, but…
And another thing, why aren’t coffins shaped cool anymore? Why did we discontinue the trapezoidal aspect? The only reason I wanted to be buried instead of cremated is to have a slick ass Dracula coffin (I wish Count Orlok’s was the cool kind because I’d rather reference him, but oh well…)
(Alright I went a googlin’, turns out Caskets are rectangles and Coffins are coffin-shaped, they’re not interchangeable terms. There’s hope yet!)
I was just about to ask how the hell you get the good angles
Yeah, some stuff works but overall everything is more restricted. Best thing to do is to use it for hot vamp foreplay/roleplay.
(Alright I went a googlin’, turns out Caskets are rectangles and Coffins are coffin-shaped, they’re not interchangeable terms. There’s hope yet!)
Yeah was about to say this. Another fact: Graveyards are connected to a spiritual building (e.g. a church) while cemeteries are independent locations.
Huh, neat! TIL, thanks!
Omg he sleeps with a fan. That’s adorable.
But not healthy.
What? Why on earth should that be unhealthy?
You get a cold.
Gonna need to see that source citation pls
Trust me I’ve totally had a cold for 34 years because of my fan. /s