the fucking Salvation Army had the nerve to send us a piece of paper mail asking for donations

so we figure it's time for our annual reminder to please not donate to the Salvation Army because their mission and their services are explicitly hostile to queer people.

@ireneista
The Salvation Army Major showed up looking for signatures against the homosexual law reform petition ... he left.

The greek god flatmate was washing a car in the front yard wearing a pair of shorts one size two small. The Salvation Army Major was seen staring with his tongue hanging out.

Shortly thereafter the Salvation Army Major was sent all the way down the line ... something about the very gay public toilets down the road.