MAGAs Tell Trump to 'Control His Wife' After Melania Comes Out as Pro-Choice, 'If He Can't Manage His Wife, He Can't Manage This Country!'

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MAGAs Tell Trump to 'Control His Wife' After Melania Comes Out as Pro-Choice, 'If He Can't Manage His Wife, He Can't Manage This Country!' - SLRPNK

I have a feeling someone is saving a divorce when a loss is confirmed.

Naw. Hereโ€™s my completely uninformed theory:

Melania is Trumpโ€™s second wife, and heโ€™s exactly the kind of douchebag whoโ€™d have an iron-clad pre-nup. I think sheโ€™s staying with him because (a) he probably doesnโ€™t touch her anymore, and spends his little-hands time with other women, (b) heโ€™s still a source of income for her, and ยฉ she gets nothing, or a pittance, if she divorces him. It may be that if he divorces her, she gets a payout, which would explain why he hasnโ€™t moved on to wife #3, but heโ€™s got the cake and is eating it, too; the real conundrum is why she hasnโ€™t left him yet. My moneyโ€™s on a pre-nup.

Melania is wife #3. Ivana was first (Mom of Jr, Eric, and Ivanka), then Marla Maples (Mom of Tiffany), then Melania (Mom of Barron).

Oh, thanks for the correction. Iโ€™ve never heard of Marla. Were they actually wed, or is she just a baby momma?

Yeah, of sheโ€™s #3, thereโ€™s definitely a pre-nup involved.