Friends, I need your help. I know that Instagram isn't the most popular platform on here, but I recently discovered that I need 10,000 Instagram followers before Meta will start paying me to post all the silly stuff I post on Threads. I am currently 1,347 followers away from that goal.

So to be blunt, if you have an Instagram account and are willing to follow me on there, it would mean the world to me. Here is a link that I hope you will find to be most clickable:
https://www.instagram.com/lowqualityfacts

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Thank you for following me on Instagram. If we were stranded on a desert island with James Corden I would form an alliance with you, and we would eat James Corden first.
@lowqualityfacts That's very kind of you. I think?
@lowqualityfacts The inclusion of the word 'first' worries me.
@lowqualityfacts Bet he tastes as bad as his personality.
@lowqualityfacts only time I'll ever use insta apart from messaging my friends

@lowqualityfacts if it wasn't afainst #Instagram's ToS nor I'd be morally objecting such tactics as I object such number paywalling, I'd rexommend to just buy followers online.

  • After all, everyone else does it.

I just know you don't want to, otherwise you would've done so long ago...

@lowqualityfacts

No worries I'll just make 1,348 more accounts for good measure.

@lowqualityfacts

Sooooo about those extra accounts.

The chimps I hired did not work out.

They were distracted by the filters.

@lowqualityfacts

I cant login right now, ill have to go from my phone. I'd be happy to follow you shortly as long as you dont advertise selling anything (no offense).

@lowqualityfacts One less follower to go. πŸ‘
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@lowqualityfacts done. I will follow the low quality facts wherever they may go.
Interesting new version of e-begging. Usually, people on social media ask for money, you apparently for fame.
@lowqualityfacts done. i won't pretend I'll have a look at insta, but I'm following you if it can help gaming the *ΓΉ$^#~ system

@lowqualityfacts
I feel so bad! I followed you on Twitter and here, and I thought I had on Instagram. Imagine my horror to discover I hadn’t!

Rectified, I’m now following you on Insta too!