Senator Meowwhen I first ran D&D, my grandmother, who had bought fully into the IT'S SATANISM hype, insisted on sitting and watching the first session
about an hour in, she threw her hands up and yelled 'THIS IS JUST MATH' and stormed off
Vincent392
@senatormeow D&D on paper: A civilised Tabletop RPG
D&D in actuality:
Player: I grab a hammer, break the 4th fucking wall, SUMMON EL (to add her into the party), STRAP A THERMONUCLEAR BOMB TO THE GOBLIN, BRING CLIFF BURTON BACK FROM THE DEAD AND PLAY MASTER OF PUPPETS AT FULL BLAST WHILE FACING THE FUCKING PUPPET MASTER!
DM: ... what the fuck—
Player: *rolls a Nat 20* I DO ALL OF THAT!