What the FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
@Lizstar "Link (what a wimp)!"

can you imagine having written that and then having the internet discover who you are decades later. You'd never be safe.
@Lizstar Do you happen to know when this article was published? It could be fun to actually look at the options at the time...

@duffadash

Yeah this was December 1989, and it was a part of their awards of the year series.

@Lizstar That definitely does limit the potential candidates. Especially if we assume no computer games...
Dirk the Daring maybe?
@Lizstar this is the ideal male body. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like