Why do people have to make shit up in these memes? Is what really happens in real life just not enough for people? It’s alway got to be some dumb or cute trope to fluff it up.

Dude is fit as fuck. Let that be what it is. He doesn’t need to be a grandpa in the story if he isn’t one, and clearly no one offered him a seat in an empty train.

Why do some people get so upset about something made up for the sake of humor? Not everything has to be true to life, dude.

Not upset. How about this… You don’t get to tell others what they are or are not, cool?

And try reading my original comment and this time, try and get the context. It might help a bit.

You sound mad, bro

So to you- I sound mad because I’m claiming that I’m not mad…

You said “bro” which to me, makes you sound ignorant. So if we’re both correct…. I’d rather be the one that is mad.

I’m ignorant of a great many things, bro. We all get mad. Just own it, bro.

I’m laughing my ass off at how seeming impossible it is to convince an internet rando that I know better than they do when it comes to my emotional state.

Like. I get that you’re a troll- bRo… but man… I’ve seen better trolls on desks in HR offices.

DO better. Then be better.

Side note- I never was trying to say the word “do.” Maybe learn how to read.

I said TO you, as in- from YOUR perspective.

Fair regarding to.

The reason you appear mad is because you keep replying, so vehemently adamant that you’re not even the slightest bit upset, and yet you’re spending so much energy to deny it. Thou dost protest too much.

Keep being mad bro

Fucking hilarious!

So let me get this straight so I understand the new rules of Internet interaction.

I say a thing. Someone gets to tell me I’m mad. And the only way to say that I’m not mad is to not respond. But if I do respond, new people who have nothing to do with the discussion (trolls)… get to tell me that I’m mad. But I can’t ever indicate that I’m not. So in essence, others know more about me than I do. Nice built-in automatic win button you got there… Bro!

Holy shit this has got to be the dumbest thing I think I’ve heard in a long time! Seriously…. Did I stumble into r/teenagers?

So now- since you’re responding to me, by your rules, I get to claim that you’re upset now. U mad bro? Why u mad? Awww bro… cheer up bro! If you stop responding. You’ll not be mad. Just don’t respond to be happy!

Bro.

Oh and it’s “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”

Pseudo intellectual indeed.

No rules, mate. That’d be silly.

But yes, generally people only so staunchly defend a position such as “I’m not mad” when they have some reason to portray themselves as not mad. Maybe ego, thinking they’re above it, or they actually are mad and feel silly getting mad over some Internet BS.

If you’re not mad, why not walk away? What do you gain by staying here? Day 1 of the Internet, don’t feed the troll.

For what it’s worth, my motivation here: this is HILARIOUS bro.