When a jorts outage happens while I'm awake: i'm reevaluating my relationship with social media and whether i am worthy of being loved

When a jorts outage happens while I'm asleep: aww these cuties really were catastrophizing ☺️ jorts will never die you sillybuns

@Jaqspur
I really did think this one was it.
I figured the instance would still come back but I figured it would have to be with a new URL like Horse dot Clothing or something.

@Ananas it's a lot easier to be calm about it when you can just catch up on what happened in the morning and not have all that time alone with your own thoughts*

*piss