when I first ran D&D, my grandmother, who had bought fully into the IT'S SATANISM hype, insisted on sitting and watching the first session

about an hour in, she threw her hands up and yelled 'THIS IS JUST MATH' and stormed off

@senatormeow your story reminded me to this ridiculously funny news story about a flight that got delayed because someone was doing maths in a plane and someone else though that was suspicious ๐Ÿ˜

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36240523

Flight delayed after passenger becomes suspicious of equation

An American regional flight is delayed after a woman called security because the passenger next to her was working on a maths equation.

BBC News
@AnaVinuela @senatormeow that's glorious! my only disappointment is that they didn't tell us what the equation was!!!