when I first ran D&D, my grandmother, who had bought fully into the IT'S SATANISM hype, insisted on sitting and watching the first session

about an hour in, she threw her hands up and yelled 'THIS IS JUST MATH' and stormed off

@senatormeow which edition? XD
@Farmaspartato oh god this was decades ago. borrowed copies of 3rd or 3.5 maybe