I am on the verge of becoming a supervillain who will rid the world of “we’ve emailed you a link to login!”

I will learn law and outlaw it from the internet across this planet. I will raise an army of hackers and break into dumb servers that use this dumb practice and replace it with a proper frigging username and password system.

We will hack into every relevant website owners’ devices and permanently remove their access to undo our work for all of time.

I hate this so much. I hate it.