Finally, a Database for Vance?

https://lemmy.world/post/20280284

Finally, a Database for Vance? - Lemmy.World

Original comments from Phoronix [https://www.phoronix.com/forums/forum/phoronix/latest-phoronix-articles/1494358-couchdb-update-brings-quickjs-engine-option-4~5x-faster-than-spidermonkey].

JD Vance is why my CouchBase deployment has cross data center replication.
“You guys said I’d love this couch database but it’s just all tables!”