Mastodawn

I designed a cardboard cutter that turns boxes into free cat scratchers

Also good for composting and making room in your recycling bin

You’ve designed a niche solution to a problem that doesn’t exist.

Use a box knife. Or, for a more versatile tool, get a Morakniv Companion.

I hope you only drink room temperature tap water. Any flavor makes you a hypocrite.

Your reasoning is so obscure very few will follow. CONSUME!