Meanwhile the crabs on earth: “yo wtf??”

Which crabs do we choose to represent us?

Snow crabs? King crabs? The voice actor for Mr Krabs?

Who is “us”? You got a crab in your pocket?
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We are us

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Us - bg3.wiki

Us is an Intellect Devourer and Attached Follower during the Prologue of Baldur's Gate 3. It can be found aboard the Nautiloid, trapped inside the head of an Elf named Myrnath.

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The Kurgan would be a solid choice.
Hey when they can build radio antennas then they can talk to the aliens. Until then they can go play at the beach.
Throw radios in the ocean?
There’s no shortage of batteries to power them.
Well yeah you have all those electric boats sinking