My wife: Oh no! The coffee grinder just broke! Can you fix it?

Me: I think it’s beyond fixing. How long have you had it? (I don’t use a coffee grinder.)

My wife: Like over 25 years.

Me: That’s longer than we’ve been married.

My wife: I know. I can’t fix that, but can you fix this?

Me: Order a new one from Target I’ll pick it up on my afternoon errands.