Joe Groff (1M Context)Sep 23, 2024
Our stopped clock technology is still in its infancy, but it's already reached an accuracy rate of two or more times per day, and there's no reason for us to believe that won't improve dramatically in the future
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@joe well i've heard enough. time to replace all the old clocks we use with these new ones

one question though, is the smell of the earth burning coming from the stopped clocks or what?

Sep 24, 2024 at 12:54pmWeb
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@joe This just in: investigation of the recent 80% accuracy claims of SCT finds that Stopped Clock Technology firms have acchieved that number by paying hundreds of thousands of people in colonized nations to manually stop clocks at the correct times and return the results. SCT proponants responded for comment, saying this is just a temporary part of the process to train the clocks to stop correctly on their own
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@joe Stopped Clock Tecnology stock prices soar as new advancements are made. previously the accuracy of stopped clocks were doubled when researchers moved from using 24-hour clocks to 12-hour ones. After a period of stagnation they accieved the same feat again with the brilliant innovation of 6-hour clocks.