Mastodawn

anticolonialist Sep 23, 2024

And yet when piecemealed liberals and Republicans will completely embrace the aspects of project 2025. The same way they’re doing KOSA

finley Sep 23, 2024

Not as bad as schilling for the Russian plant Jill Stein— or acting like a traitor to promote a foreign power during an election.

You don’t know anyone like that, do you?

kescusay Sep 23, 2024

Yeah, this guy’s ramping up his activity like he’s being paid for it.

(Note to moderators: I am not accusing anyone of being a Russian troll, I’m simply describing someone’s rather prodigious and homogeneous recent activity.)

Removed by mod for good reason!

This account is forty six days old now and has made three thousand six hundred and thirty four submissions in that time.

That averages out to one every eighteen minutes and thirteen seconds twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week since this account has been created.

I’ve just posted some more articles, so please update the stats. Thank you!

Your submission count is 53.59% of Alyson Kennedy’s 2020 presidential campaign’s votes so far.

It’s 0.0045% of Biden’s 2020 votes.

So see? You have nothing to worry or be mad about!

Also, did you count the submissions I’ve just posted a few minutes ago?

Please update your stats as I am going to post some more stuff right now. Thank you for thinking about me every day, friend!

If you continue your average of 79.2 submissions to Lemmy a day your submissions will surpass the 6,791 votes that Alyson Kennedy got for running as presidential candidate for the Socialist Workers Party (United States) on November 2, 2024!

Let’s gooooooo!!!

I bet you ten of your local currency that you guys can’t get there a week early.

What do you mean by “local currency” and “you guys”? I’m not sure I understand. Can you clarify?

Sorry, your comment was a little too complicated for me to understand.

Yes, you do seem to be a little confused lately.

Calling me confused is a personal attack and isn’t very civil.

You’re always reminding people of the rules, you should know that.

Disagree. Calling someone confused isn’t civil or against the guidelines at all. And when you say things like “your local currency” and “you guys” when referring to me, you genuinely seem confused about who I am. Care to clarify? Why be so vague, friend? Just say what you are meaning. What do you think my local currency is? Why would it be different than yours?

I think you might need to take a break because you seem to be getting a little heated.

Talk to you in eighteen minutes?

Not heated at all. And eighteen minutes? I thought that was the average.

Wait, hold up, you honestly think that I post every 18 minutes 24 hours a day!!! So you’ve never checked the timestamp on any of my posts of all the stats you keep on me?! hahahahahahhaha

Wow. Just wow. Ok, then. The fact that you are being literal…oooohhhh kay! lolololol

But you never did explain why you implied that I have a “local currency” different than yours? Are you not in the US? Who do you work for? Cuz that seem kinda suspect. Hmmmmm…

You seem happy!

Oh I am! You make me laugh all the time. Thank you, friend!

SatansMaggotyCumFart

I’m just happy you’re not angry anymore.

You must be confused again. I never was angry. There is nothing that you could possibly say that would make me angry or that I could ever take seriously. Ever. :)

Oh hey, I posted some more. Have you updated your stats about me? You know, that whole “every 18 minutes, 24 hours a day” thing? Do it again! lololol Or remember how you like to imply that I am a team of people.

That sounds like a lot of projection on your part though, so now I am starting to wonder what your true intentions are. Almost like you are trying to sow doubt and confusion to make people think that you are voting for a party that you may not actually be voting for. I think your posts are very suspicious.

And wow, you seem to post a lot. And then you used the strange terminology of “local currency.” Very very strange. Hmmmm…

Hey, I’ll have you know that I’m a fifty-five year old semi-retired education assistant who lives a ten minute walk away from the work that I don’t need to do but love.

Lemmy is my hobby, I mostly post on weekend and a couple minutes after work but besides that I spend time with my friends, family and girl friend while working to complete my education.

Thanks for respecting my views, life and who I want to vote for, friend!

Well, then it sounds like you have your life put together well and you’re not working for Russia after all! See? That’s what I’m talking about!!

Ya put in the work for most of your life, now you get to reap the rewards and do what makes you happy. The American Dream. Good job, comrade!

you’re not working for Russia after all!

Are you accusing me of being a paid shill?

pooperNickel Sep 24, 2024

Yes, please elaborate, speak specifically, o wise monk

How could I accuse you of that? You just said you’re a fifty-five year old semi-retired education assistant and that Lemmy is your hobby, you mostly post on weekend and a couple minutes after work but besides that you spend time with your friends, family and girlfriend while working to complete your education.

So what would make me think anything else about you. Hey, you weren’t lying were you?

Nobody lies on the internet, you should know this better than anyone!

It’s obvious that you always try to argue in good faith, right? Hey I posted some more articles, so please update the states you keep about me. Thank you!

I don’t keep stats about you, this platform does.

I understand it’s an easy mistake to make though.

Yeah, but you post the stats, then do your little calculations. Hey, remember when you thought I posted every 18 minutes, 24 hours a day?! lmao

I posted some more stuff. Can you update your stats, please? Thank you!

You averaged a post every eighteen minutes and thirteen seconds twenty four hours a day seven days a week, but that might have changed a bit today.

I don’t think I’ve ever referred to you as a team.

Maybe you have me confused for someone else?

I don’t think I’ve ever referred to you as a team.

You referred to me as “you guys.” So you don’t think I’m a team, just more than one guy then? And what did you mean by using the term “local currency”? Where do you think I am located?

Why didn’t you just say “dollars.” Now I am starting to wonder where you are located that you aren’t using the same currency as I am. Hmmmmm

Inside us all is two wolves.

I like to acknowledge both of them but I definitely didn’t call you a team.

You should try being more accurate with your accusations.

So you don’t think I’m a team of people then?

Are you asking if you’re a team of people or if you’re the only one running this account?

Both.

It’s kind of odd that you’re asking me this question because you’re the one who should know.

Well you sure seem to know.

I’m actually a little concerned that you don’t know.

I just think it’s hilarious when you pretend you know. :)

As I’ve said, I’ve never called you a team and I think you might be mistaking me for someone else.