"Kamala Harris has zero kids"

Okay. You want numbers? Let's fucking do this by the numbers.

168,600,000 women stripped of civil rights
142,000,000 tax dollars spent on golf
1,219,487 COVID-19 deaths
30,573 confirmed lies as POTUS
4,059 civil lawsuits
2,500 hair follicles trying to escape
88 criminal charges
60 failed election lawsuits
34 felony convictions
26 allegations of rape
15 failed businesses
12 layers of bronzer
10 grandchildren who hate him
6 bankruptcies
5 idiot children from
3 separate wives
3 popular vote losses
2 impeachments
2 tiny hands
1 dead wife under a golf hole
1 sexual assault conviction
1 failed insurrection
0 brain cells
0 friends
0 chances of winning

168,600,000 women stripped of civil rights
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-was-able-kill-roe-v-wade-rcna84897

142,000,000 taxpayer dollars spent on golf
https://www.statista.com/chart/23464/estimated-number-of-times-president-trump-played-golf/

1,219,487 Americans dead due to Covid-19 pandemic mismanagement
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

30,573 lies as POTUS:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/01/24/trumps-false-or-misleading-claims-total-30573-over-four-years/

4,095 civil lawsuits
https://www.usatoday.com/pages/interactives/trump-lawsuits/

2,500 hair follicles trying to escape
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-five-hair-transplants-gary-linkov-1832991

88 criminal charges
https://www.citizensforethics.org/reports-investigations/crew-reports/trumps-91-criminal-charges-and-where-they-stand/

60 failed election lawsuits
https://campaignlegal.org/results-lawsuits-regarding-2020-elections

34 felony convictions
https://www.npr.org/2024/05/30/g-s1-1848/trump-hush-money-trial-34-counts

26 rape allegations
https://www.businessinsider.com/women-accused-trump-sexual-misconduct-list-2017-12

15 failed businesses
https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2022-05-18/trump-business-partners-outline-his-failed-deals

12 layers of bronzer
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/12/6/20998822/trump-orange-concealer-bronx-colors

10 grandkids
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_of_Donald_Trump

6 bankruptcies
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/were-watching-trumps-7th-bankruptcy-unfold-171903858.html

5 idiot children
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/01/eric-trump-donald-trump-letitia-james-constitution

3 separate wives
https://people.com/all-about-donald-trump-family-tree-7567639

3 popular vote losses
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_presidential_campaign#:~:text=There%20have%20been%20four%20presidential,2016%2C%202020%2C%202024)

2 impeachments
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay/artII-S4-4-9/ALDE_00000035/&ved=2ahUKEwjjr6rkxdyIAxVmNzQIHf-BOM4QFnoECBwQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2QQD_oncT7jDkXZpltUKrh

2 tiny hands
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/09/donald-trump-small-hands-hurricane-relief

1 dead wife under a golf hole
https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-real-2023-photos-213300066.html

1 sexual assault conviction
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/07/19/trump-carroll-judge-rape/

0 brain cells
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covfefe

0 friends
https://www.newsweek.com/trump-friends-maralago-financial-times-jeff-greene-1762094

0 chance of winning
https://kamalaharris.com/

Trump says โ€˜I was able to kill Roe v. Wadeโ€™ in social media post

Former President Donald Trump took credit for state abortion bans Wednesday, writing "I was able to kill Roe v. Wade" on his Truth Social platform.

NBC News
@Lana And a partridge in a pear tree.
@Nickiquote @Lana damn, you beat me to it!!!! Curse you @Nickiquote !!!!

@Lana

It can be recited by angry mobs or sung to "The 12 Days of Xmas" supersize version.
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@Lana and a partridge in a pear tree?
@Lana heยดs got the best numbers, beautiful numbers, the finest numbers someone ever has had i think and the people also say so
@Lana And over a million dead people because he allowed a pandemic to rage around the world.

@Lana you should add his golf addiction

285 games of golf costing taxpayers an estimated total of $142 million

https://www.statista.com/chart/23464/estimated-number-of-times-president-trump-played-golf/

Infographic: How Many Times Has President Trump Played Golf?

This chart shows the estimated number of times President Trump played golf since his inauguration.

Statista Daily Data
@Lana having kids wouldn't even have helped her. They'll attack her for having zero kids, but if she had kids, they'd be attacking each one individually.
@ghouston see also: Gus and Hope Walz.
@Lana yes and Hunter naturally. They must really hate that she has zero kids. Think of all the other lines of possible attack, how long she spent on maternity leave, where she sent them to school, ...
@Lana The 26 allegations of rape is what keeps jumping out at me. 26!
@Lana
Giving birth didnโ€™t seem to be a requirement when all the candidates were men. Wonder why?
@Lana And corruption on a pear tree.

@Lana

I must have missed the part of the Constitution that said the President had to have biological children.

You know who else didnโ€™t have biological children?

George fucking Washington

@rk know who else didn't give birth to any children? Fucking all of them.

@Lana

You left out:
~ 400,000,000 dollars from his father
3 (or more) "Donate Now!" buttons on his campaign website.

And as with so many other entries on your list, those alone should disqualify him as a leader.

He's a trust fund baby billionaire, not a smart businessman.

He cares about the American people so much (yes, I'm being sarcastic) that he's asking people with 0.00001% of his wealth to send him money.

@firebreathingduck not many people understand the brilliance of finding 400,000,000 dollars and turning it into sixteen THOUSAND dollars.