fossilesqueClimate change
WhereGrapesMayRuleThis is so med.
WeirdGoesProWouldn’t be missed.
We are going to die. It is too late.
Florida survived 😣
It eventually got so hot it got SWOLL and rose up out of the sea.
America’s penis will be the last thing poking outta the water.
Little known fact, Florida floats
no, this is just a copy pasta of the Mediterranean Sea onto central US. it ignores the smoky/blue Ridge mountains and all elevations minus lucky guessing the central plains.
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I’m sorry. Im just sensitive to disinformation and apparently not sensitive enough to humor.
Happens to the best of us.
jabathekekTho at the some time I bet some real estate people would see this and start buying up “future beach front properties”.
Helping the economy!!1
Damn…I was looking forward to my future as a Burgundian
There’s Black Sea too. I swear it exists, I saw it!
ApyteleActually, as tectonic uplift interacts with mantle plume activity, crustal thinning could occur, creating a series of grabens and faulted basins. These basins would rapidly flood as water levels rise, forming an inland sea. The unique east-west orientation of the rift system would shape this new body of water in a manner resembling the Mediterranean. Furthermore, increased precipitation, a byproduct of global climate shifts, could introduce more freshwater inflows from the Mississippi River and other tributaries, enhancing the formation of coastal ecosystems similar to those around the Mediterranean. Over millennia, the regional limestone bedrock would undergo karstification due to the influx of acidic rain, contributing to the rugged, cliffed coastlines characteristic of Mediterranean geology.
Damn ChatGPT is good at shitposting…
BoozillaTurbo Encabulator vibes from the LLM.
I’m flattered by even being associated with this comparison.
cm0002Florida not being underwater is the first clue this isn’t a legit map lmao
And what’s the deal with Lake Superior, does it get filled in?
As it should be?
Not so superior now, huh?
Also Louisiana lol
No shit, Sherlock. That’s why its posted under science-MEMES.
Thank you for explaining it. I was trying to find Sadam Hussain.
Lev_AstovOh good, they finally annexed Canada and Mexico
ManucodePueblo, Colorado delenda est
I’ll finally be able to swim to Vegas.
HipsterTenZerothe remnants of arkansas
dsilverzIt’s-a Nebrask-a!
🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌
667Not sure what I’m going to do without the China Lake and El Mirage Yacht Clubs.
Why isn’t Florida submerged here? Sheer boomer spite?
Nebraska’s gonna get the boot
EngywookOh, US finally getting universal healthcare!
SanctusGamma World
𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆Tennessea
I know, I’ve been on the wrong side of climate change all along!
This would significantly improve Oklahoma
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪Florida man asserts his dominance.
I’m confused; is the joke here that if America gets submerged that we’d just simply colonize the rest of the world?
(cause too close to reality for comfort)
Just a funny imposition of the Mediterranean Sea over the US
They’d … switch to metric?
T (they/she)This would be the dream
You fucking wish.
All roads lead to Grand Island, Nebraska
Greybull, Wyoming? Nice!
There’s no way Ohio isn’t sunk.
Match!!I won’t let it
The very southern parts are more hilly as they never sat under a glacier and all the other water drains into the caves. Water doesn't want to become ice and is scared those glaciers might come back if they get any ideas about northward expansion.
Yeah that’s where I live.
Oh cool I’ll have a new beachfront property /s
Pastaguini [he/him]Who’s joining me in Corsicado?
We’re going to get Italy? Awesome!
So they gain a Mediterranean sea. Doesn’t seem so bad to me.
DonkeytownWith this map, the Panama Canal will no longer be necessary.
North Panamarica