Dr. Amy, Psy.D.The “free” WiFi at the mall won’t let me connect unless I give them my:
- email
- home address
- phone number
- full name
- date of birth
- gender
- annual household income
This isn’t feeling so free to me…
Jay@dramypsyd New rule: any personally identifying information that my doctor’s office would use to confirm my identity is information that I will be fiercely territorial about.
“Buying a cake, huh? Someone got a birthday coming up?”
“Not if that fucking check bounces again.”
“…what?”
“Nothing. Paper, please.”