It's talk like a pirate day! Here I go:

"I just want to access the media I already own in a portable format that I can watch or listen to in high quality on all my devices without DRM or adverts."

Did I do it right?

Well, that was unexpectedly popular. If you've followed me based on the content of that message, then I regret to inform you most of my other messages are about chickens, mugs, or metal signs.
@LewisWorkshop also cake! I’m sure there was cake?
@PhilGrimley I have been known to bake upon occasion, yes.