mynameisigglepiggleThe three little pigs is actually just the aristocracy blaming the poor for their problems
100% lol, hadn’t thought of it that way
As per usual. If you don’t have money to protect yourself, it’s because you’re lazy and/or stupid, and definitely worth condescending.
What are some other aristocracy-informed cautionary tales haha?
Rudolph the rednosed reindeer
It is bad to be different as long as it is not economically exploitable
Every fairy tale with a good king/queen/princess/prince?
Or One Thousand and One Nights has the king killing his wifes left and right, but by the end it’s alright, because he really loves his current wife now…
Actually, the pigs lives in an egalitarian society. All three had access to straw, sticks, and bricks. Unfortunately, there was no sort of meritocracy involved until the wolf came along. The stupid pigs were allowed to do as they wished. No building codes, and no one wanted to "dwelling-shame" them.
Well with infinite access to resources the pigs should have been stockpiling and starting to build businesses in the expectation that they would have needed to protect their property and could have hired a bigger, badder wolf at an acceptable market rate to ensure a minimal loss
/s in case that wasn’t clear
TranquilTurbulenceThe wolf brought natural selection into the picture and now all the houses are much better than before.
StopJoiningWarsErgo: there were no genders and no one was allowed to gender-shame them into normalcy.
elbuchoIt could also be interpreted as a criticism of Libertarianism. The first two pigs didn’t go by any building codes, and instead decided that they wanted to build their shelters out of inferior materials with substandard protections against high winds. The third pig made sure that his dwelling met hurricane standards, and was saved. The story doesn’t go into the reasons why pigs #1 and #2 chose inferior building materials, so it could be interpreted in a number of different ways. It doesn’t HAVE to be about economics. It could just be that pigs #1 and #2 were big fans of Ayn Rand and reaped the whirlwind as a result.
I don’t remember any of the versions of this story involving money.
Nobody ever mentioned where the materials came from, it was just two dumbasses who decided to build their houses out of inferior materials
No no you don’t understand. Every children’s story is about beating your competition in the market and how regulation doesn’t actually support competition because it’s on you to analyze and prepare for market forces. Also my billion dollar vehicle company is failing because I didn’t properly prepare, I’m gonna need a major government bailout
【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】If you give a mouse a cookie…
Emerald (she/her)He’ll use it to overthrow the government and install a far-right terrorist regime: The Book
I legit have a copy of this story somewhere that ends with a “the moral is…” statement along the lines of “that’s why you should work hard and not be lazy”.
Like, what? We did not cover the work ethic of the pigs at all here. As far as I can tell, they each built an entire goddamn house! What about the wolf?
And that’s why you should use tools instead of trying to blow a house down if you wanna eat some little pigs.
The cover by Green Jelly explains it better
I know this is days late, but I’m glad to see the canonical version with Rammmmmmmbo mentioned.
The version I remember being told had the first little pig just look around and see straw, the second little pig had to go gather sticks from the nearby woods, and the third little pig had to actually make the bricks over days.
Amazing how all of this is purely labour and no capital.
But capitalist parasites keep shilling it
“Capital” would be:
whatever oven or kiln the 3rd pig is using to make the bricks
how the 3rd pig is getting paid / eating during the lengthier time it takes for him to make bricks and then build a more labor intensive construction
But thanks for playing
So all capital is sourced from labour?
Hmmm
No some of the capital that paid for the pig’s upkeep during his build period was the proceeds from natural resources that were conserved during a season of plenty to be sold in a time of scarcity. If you want to call eating less in the summertime “labor” with a capital L you can while I sit here and laugh.
Mental gymnastics to justify bootlicking B strong here 🤡
Kindergarten marxism be strong over there. 😂🫡
in the story, he dried them in the sun.
the story says the pigs who did less work spent the days playing not getting paid and buying food
No man that sun drying shit is expansion universe, not canon. And the author has said himself that pig 3 was on retainer for a masonry company.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆I prefer the Green Jelly version of the story.
“The moral of the story is a band with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show.”
gwen‘dont make your house out of flimsy shit or else some fucker is gonna demolish and murder you’ ???
The cartoon that I saw showed the first 2 pigs dancing and goofing around after they quickly built their houses, while the third pig continued working on his brick house. I always thought the moral was a simple “work now, play later”.
I thought it was, “Never trust a wolf who wants in your house?”
DrownedRatsI thought it was that you should build your house out of decently strong materials or it may collapse under a stiff breeze
Yes, exactly. If those silly poor people only worked harder they too could be aristocracy.
qevlarrHow is that different from blaming poor people they have a bad work ethic?
Because it was a message about needed to stockpile for the winter or other emergencies. It was a message from parents to their children.
I thought it was, “Never trust a wolf who wants in your house?”
The 4th pig built his house from wolf skulls, significantly less practical but it does send a fucking message.
spittingimageEver worry that you might be reading things into a text that just aren’t there?