They talk about cars in the ATP after show, but I swear you mustn’t skip it.
@hotdogsladies how does Marco do it? it’s just. he keeps out-Marcoing himself.

I think Marco is the human version of basic strategy in Blackjack.

If he always only ever does Marco Things, he's statistically more likely to see only Marco Results. For better or for worse.

Weirdly, this provides him a slight edge over the house. Sometimes it even earns him a night in The Rain Man Suite.

But, like any good advantage player, Marco is diligent, smart, well-informed, and resourceful.

Viz. he has the kind of “good luck” that has been preceded by tenacious work.

@marcoarment

If you ever start gambling on anything other than weird cars, feel free to leave this as your obituary.

I miss you already, Mr. Big.

@marcoarment

Hey, if you end up hitting it big, maybe you could hire someone to keep track of the repair statuses of your weird car. And also back it up for you.

God damn it, man, I legit fucking LOVE this story!