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Pringles700 mg of caffeine, is that like 29 coffees in a row?
Somewhere between 7 and 11, depending on the kind of coffee.
So… They want their heart to explode.
What? No, they also took melatonin, duh
It’s very presumptuous to rule out 350 decaf coffees.
What about a couple thousand decaffeinated espressos (there is certainly 0.x mg of caffeine in one, not 0)?