it's gotta be real easy to make People magazine. there's so many people. you're never gonna run out
meanwhile, Sports Illustrated fucked it up immediately by having photographs

Time probably has the easiest job of all. you don't even have to do anything for time to happen

meanwhile, Earth is the only known planet with the conditions for Life

the magazine or either of the games, come to think of it
readers digest? uhh yeah, I sure hope they do
you know what they say. life magazine, wife magazine