Twice 
Free dating advice:
Respond to everything as if you are either a wizened cultist or an arrogant xianxia protagonist.
"Hey do we have any paper towels back here?"
"You fool, you court death bothering me with such incessant rabble and chatter, I shall end your bloodline and hunt down your next nine generations-"
"Oh hey I found the paper towels."
"It is as the ancient prophecies foretold, we shall be delivered into a glorious world of splendorous riches and all shall be laid to witness!"
Respond to everything as if you are either a wizened cultist or an arrogant xianxia protagonist.
"Hey do we have any paper towels back here?"
"You fool, you court death bothering me with such incessant rabble and chatter, I shall end your bloodline and hunt down your next nine generations-"
"Oh hey I found the paper towels."
"It is as the ancient prophecies foretold, we shall be delivered into a glorious world of splendorous riches and all shall be laid to witness!"