@GoldenRetrieverBF
"Not enough" and "guess I'm carb-loading this whole week"  

@GoldenRetrieverBF So darn true but I'm still laughing here.

@GoldenRetrieverBF When I’m cooking, there is only one quantity of pasta: 1 packet. The outstanding question is “how many servings of leftovers did I just make?”

@GoldenRetrieverBF There is the secret third option if you have a kitchen scale but that's cheating (instead I What have I done right on my plate, tho)