Let me run out and ask my neighbor, who also carries a gun while he mows the lawn

this is probably a joke but in these times i have to check. fo’ real?

Oh it’s real. I used to have a neighbor who would mow with a massive revolver on his belt, and no shirt

if it weren’t so dangerous i’d have loved to see that picture. I get the feeling his revolver was competing with his belly for size. am i right? I’m just guessing cuz if i had a six-pack i wouldn’t want the gun distracting anyone.