ᅠ ◞ᅠ 𝒮𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒂“ YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR IS HERE ”
Black Cat@catsclaw_ "Ugh. Parody IS always derivative. Isn't it, honey?"
@catsclaw_ "Remind me, which one of us has superpowers? Oh, yeah!"
“ Well someone had to copy the homework and make it not be exactly identical in some way .
I do not need powers to do my job ”
@catsclaw_ "Look, I'll grant that you are so very hot, but superpowers help me be even better at this. I can be even greater than ever."
@feloniousfeline
“ I had powers for a little while
some ancient talisman thing ~
and let me tell you , they were cool sure but the difference between someone who always had powers and someone who just gained them is that .
the latter one is good without powers and only gets better with powers meanwhile the first one . . ..ehhh ”
@catsclaw_ "I can bench press cars. I can never get drunk. I have power only Captain America has! I can do ANYTHING!"