My friend gifted me a "fighting RPG" that turned out to be something else entirely

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My friend gifted me a "fighting RPG" that turned out to be something else entirely - Lemmy.World

A friend who I’ve played WoW with for years gifted me an “RPG fantasy game” from GOG called ‘Under the Witch’, telling me it was a fighting style RPG. What I didn’t realize was that he was trolling me in the most hilarious way https://www.gog.com/en/game/under_the_witch [https://www.gog.com/en/game/under_the_witch] [https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/df54eb26-e6bd-45ca-98d1-34f92b8a9be5.jpeg] This line right here was the first indication I had that I was being trolled. When I read this line, my jaw dropped 🤣 Basically, you fight this witch, and she uses very inappropriate and uhh let’s say saucy moves on you, and you either pass your turn and let her do it to you [https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/09675d16-e5e4-4bf8-9202-7c0d398fea9a.jpeg] [https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3a84f801-24ce-4bad-b3fd-f12d02198002.png] This is perhaps one of the most vile games I’ve ever played and quickly uninstalled… but it was memorable enough that I had to share it with the world ♥

Ugh. Why can’t porn games get their own platform so I can look for a fucking game to play without having literal porn shoved in my face. What kinds of losers actually buy these “games”? Smh my head.

They do exist; but also constantly debate with stores like Steam about what can be allowed since Steam is ultimately much more visible. They make it murky with the occasional VN that’s “90% cryptic folk mystery, 5% romance, 5% visuals of non-consenting animated minors in the nude being victimized by a tentacle”.

Steam, for very understandable reasons, has waffled back and forth on whether to allow those games.

Yeah, imagine if steam could implement a setting so that you could only see these games if you enabled said setting. Oh, wait…