“Listen JD you really pissed off childless cat ladies, can you go out and try to curry some favor with them, this is a tight election.”

“I got this, I promise I won’t mess this one up.”
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/haitian-migrants-not-eating-cats-ohio-1235098109/

No, Migrants Are Not Eating People’s Cats in Ohio

Viral accusations that Haitian migrants in Springfield, Ohio, are killing and eating pet cats have been debunked by local police.

Rolling Stone
@MissingThePt muh dude JD looks like a rando pet murderer
@blueQuaternary @MissingThePt
The man is obsessed with cats for some reason.